volcanic's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- p*ssy purse Okay, peeps, here's the deal: you help me out a little, and I'll write a proper entry tomorrow. I promise, I mean it, I really will. Okay, here's the problem. I'm looking for a certain item, I've looked all over the internet, and I can't find one. In fact, I'm starting to think maybe I made it up in my sick, sick mind. I'm looking for a coin purse; one of the ones that hastwo bendy strips of metal sewn into the top to close it, that you kind of squeeze to open, so it goes from looking like this: | to this:(). Are you with me? So far, so good. EXCEPT, the purse that I'm after is made of fur. Fake, naturally, and maybe brown or black or even blonde, perhaps. In fact, the whole damn thing is designed to look specifically like one great money-toting VULVA And I need to know where I can get one from. As a small gift, perhaps... So tell me, please. I'm desperate. More tomorrow, I promise, concerning things like: a] successfully giving up smoking b] speaking to George on the telephone c] possibly having a crushlet on somebody d] shitty weather in Wales e] other assorted gubbins - but ONLY if you tell me where to find the p*ssy purse. Thankyou 10:21 p.m. - 19.01.03 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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